BTOWL TA?

Drama/Filem Melayu
1. 80% jln ctew brkisar tntang:
a. chenta.
b. chenta 3 segi.
c. chenta 4 segi.
d. anak2 rebut hrta pusaka
e. kalo kluarga kaya,amak2 rebut cpew na gnt arn Tan Sri , Presiden or CEO syarikat.

2. Walau pown,ctew psl awek kilang,umah awek kilang niey msti complete furnished. Ad tv 29" , Home Teater , peti sejuk besa , set sofa mewah. (director ta wat homework kew? g larh tgk uma awek tat sg. way sne!)

3. Ctew polis plak , dea larh pgawai polis , dea larh forensic , dea larh pathologist n dea larh g ambush! sume nyew DEA yg wat! polis lak dialog wat bahasa buku. 'saia rse itew patowt siasat dgn lebih trperinci tuan!'. 'btowl cadangan awk too. itew brtndak skunk!'.

4. Kalo ctew pasal CONSTRUCTION,mst bawak 1 pelan n gulung. pakai topi KUNING! tunjuk2 tat bangunan tgh wat , discuss nan 'kepala' indon complain npew projek lmbt cyap. (topi kuning utk pkrja buruh larh bang!)

5. Adegan doktor tat wad check pesakit. ambik fail ujung katil,selak2. dialog wajib,'kesihatan awk brtambah bek. manyak arn brehat. n jgn lpew mkn ubat.' (woi bang,tgk larh ctew ER too,doc ad medical terms dea ar).

6. Adegan tat uma. ayah mst nga bce paper. mak mst nga jahit or lipat baju. owg gaji nga basuh pggan. owg gaji mst nme dea Mak Nab or Mak Jah.

7. Na pnjang arn rakaman filem,mst ad adegan keta masowk smpai tat uma,open gate,masowk alek keta,drive masowk car porch,kua keta n tutup pntu pagar.

8. Adegan cmyg,mst da salam akhir or adegan ngaji Quran. mst da smpai part sadakallah hulazim. (cover line kowt.)

9. Gangster or kuncu owg jahat mst pakai bju tade lngan,pakai rntai n bracelet.

10. Na bg cdih glew,mst wat adegan da twu na mati sbb akit barah otak.


Drama/Filem Cina.
1. Ctew Kungfu,hero terer bole trbang. tpy,smpai part smbung pggnbaraan mst jalan kaki. asal ta trbang jew? arn cpt smpai.

2. Hero msti mskin glew. tpy,mst ad skeping or 2 kping duit syiling tat celah lengan besa jubah dea.

3. Kalo ctew moden,hero bole lawan n tewas arn 30 owg pnjahat srentak.

4. Biasaa larh,kalo knew tmbak mst tat bahu or tat kaki. ta mati!

5. Heroin mst jd bini or gurlfie boss pnjahat n fall in lurf wif hero.

6. Hero mst mnmbak pakai 2 pstol. kiri n kanan. mcm Chow Yuen Fatt dlm film 'A Better Tomorrow'. tpy,best uh! =)

7. Pistol hero mst pluru ta abs2. ta pyh reload.

8. Ctew hntu mst hntu dea biasa nyew pakai bedak mkew tebal2. n itam arn kliling mtew. bibir ad darah mleleh. ta seram pown. haha. =).

9. Kalo ctew lucu plak,mst ad adegan air liur mleleh kua tat mulut cm air paip.

10. Ctew blue dea pown ta bes. awek mngerang jew lbih. heh~.

Drama/Filem India/Hindustan.
1. Biasa larh,kbanyakan ctew brmlew 2 bradik trpisah. cowg d bela oleh owg jahat n cowg ag d bela oleh owg bek. da besa,abg jd Inspektor Sahab n adk jd gangster. na abis ctew jew,adk knew tmbak nan abg n wktu nazak bwu c abg twu yg dea tmbak adek dea cndri. nan cre? mlihat tnda parut. haha. sokong ta?

2. Owg jahat d gmbar arn trsgt jahat smpai lmbu pown takowt!

3. Slaloo nyew dowg ckew ciplak bulat2 filem barat mcm 'Pretty Woman,Face Off n Heat'.

4. Plg pndek jgka mse tayangan ad larh 3 jam.

5. Org jahat n hero susa na mati walau pown pale da knew ketuk nan tukul besi. =D

6. Hero ta knew tmbak walau pown d tmbak dr jarak 1 kaki.

7. Adegan joget smbil nyanyi akn mlibat arn pnari iringan sramai 1 kg n brtuka 7 or 8 pasang pakaian utk setiap lokasi hanya utk 1 lagu. btowl arn?

8. Adegan train ta leh trtggl. joget ramai2 smpai ats bumbung keretapi.

9. Kalo ctew moden,dialog mst brcmpur english n hindi. contoh,'I'm sorry. i didn't know that na pere tomhe cha... bla... bla... bla...'.

10. Biasa nyew plot n jln ctew da bole bce pew pnyudah nyew. tpy,yg plik ramy plak yg trtggu2 smpai abs. haha.

niey ar hasil drpd beberapa kajian saia. haha. =D

btowl arn? btowl ta?